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If we don't conserve water we could go from one ex-stream to another.

He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold.

If you drive through marshy country you will see swamps going bayou.

With everything you read about spray cans and the ozone layer it's enough to scareosol to death.

I noticed that the sun was out, and nobody had bothered to relight it.

He studied water purification and had a great thirst for knowledge.

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When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.

When the fog burns off it won't be mist.

Herb gardeners who work extra get thyme and a half.

What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree.

When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because she hadn't botany.

Making fun of a tree is a knock on wood.

I will cut the grass only when I get mowtivated.

When the crop was destroyed, there was no more cranberry source.

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